A couple reasons why Thailand is awesome:

- mango
- cheap Dolce and Gabbana
- no harassment whatsoever
- taxi boats
- meditation practices
- guards
- high class movie theaters with reclining chairs
- dirt cheap foot massages
- yellow curry
- air conditioned taxis
- hospitality
- coconut shakes
- free bottled water
- ahead of the world by 15 hours
- amazing bootlegged DVDs that work
- night market
- Herbal Essences is sold in grocery stores
- western toilets
- adaptable electrical circuits
- cheap pedicures
- maids
- wireless internet
- families who have drivers
- designer knock-offs
- American magazines
- Nichada moms
- food that delivers whenever you want it
- Starbucks
- high school kids go clubbing every weekend
- monks in orange robes
- elephants
- cheap tailors
- pad thai
- weekend market
- cheap Chanel
- and many more!